NEWS ALERT! AMERICANS ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE PRESIDENT TRUMP, AS OUR LEADER DURING THE “REPORTED” WORSE STORM IN HISTORY, “HURRICANE HARVEY”!

TODAY I’M HEARING AND READING NEWS ABOUT THE WORSE HURRICANE IN HISTORY, “HURRICANE HARVEY”, AND ITS PROJECTED DESTRUCTION IN LIFE AND PROPERTY.

OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT TRUMP, ELECTED BY A LARGE MINORITY OF AMERICAN VOTERS, HAS ALREADY PREPARED OUR AMERICAN PEOPLE, FOR THE WORSE STORM, WIND, AND RAIN EVER, IN HISTORY!

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FORTUNATELY, OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS ALREADY ADVISED THE PEOPLE THAT “CLIMATE CHANGE”, IS IN REALITY, A HOAX; AND HE ACTUALLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT SCIENCE THAN SCIENTISTS DO!

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AS FOR PREPARATION FOR THIS MONSTER HURRICANE APPROACHING AMERICAN SHORES, AMERICANS NEED PAY NO ATTENTION TO NEWS FORECASTERS, BECAUSE THEY FORECAST AND REPORT ONLY “FALSE NEWS”!

HOWEVER, AMERICANS MUST BE EVER VIGILANT, EVEN DURING STORMY WEATHER, TO AVOID ISLAMIC AND MEXICAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TERRORIST ATTACKS!

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AS A RESULT, WE AMERICANS HAVE THE PRESIDENT’S SILENCE TO ASSURE US, THAT WE AMERICANS CAN FEEL SAFE AND FREE TO GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS AS USUAL TODAY!

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT KEEPS AMERICANS SAFE! (Note;Just in case you missed it, this is not a valid post, it is just bad humor.)

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